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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #29: THE JUDGE
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #29:
THE JUDGE: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present
information and prejudice from your minds, if you have
any ...
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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
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Perhaps I have given you the wrong impression. A wizard's life is not all fame, fortune and frivolity.
There must be periods of rest as well, when a wizard should find a safe retreat where he can seclude himself from sorcery and restore his health and vitality in the proper ascetic atmosphere....
Q: What is your name? A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status?
A: Fair. -- Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52: Q: What is your name?
A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status? A: Fair....