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• Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
  Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?...
• If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
• Capitalism...is not intelligent, it is not beautiful, it is not just, it is not virtuous--and it doesn't deliver the goods.
  -- John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946) quoted in the N.Y. Times, 27 April 1975...
• Cowboys handle anything horny.
• if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk()
• Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
• SAX PLAYERS are horny
• Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
• Horny will kick embarrassment's ass everytime.