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Garter, N.: An Elastic Band Intended To Keep A Woman From Coming Out Of Her Stockings And Desolating The Country.
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Garter, n.:
An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her
stockings and desolating the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Garter, n.: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
GARTHER, n. An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CREDITOR, n. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...