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• I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.
  -- What most people are thinking when they say "I love you" -- Dick, age 7...
• But I got out of my uniform for you Data. -- Yar, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
• I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.