Love's Drug
My Love Is Like An Iron Wand
That Conks Me On The Head,
My Love Is Like The Valium
That I Take Before My Bed,
My Love Is Like The Pint Of Scotch
That I Drink When I Be Dry
My love is like an iron wand
That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium
That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch
That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
Until my wife is wise.