Madam, There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child -- If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

Madam, There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child -- If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W. C. Fields

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