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• On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!
  ], `Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?...
• On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!
  ], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?...
• You will be able to appreciate the influence of such an Engine on the future progress of science.
  I live in a country which is incapable of estimating it. -- Charles Babbage...
• I wish these calculations had been executed by steam. -- Charles Babbage
• You always learn something by reading the classics.
  Particularly The Prince. I go through and look at this from this intellectual point of view....
• Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
  Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
• Ada n. A Pascal-descended language that has been made mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon.
  Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind of endorsement by fia...
• Ada:: n. A {{Pascal}}-descended language that has been made mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon.
  Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind of endorsement by fia...
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...