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• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?
  ... I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas....
• Well, ah, Jocko and the Badger bought it at the first Ypres, unfortunately, bit of a shock, that.
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• There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• Commercial-Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt!
  Homer: [watching at home, raises a "Stockdale for VP" T-shirt] He could still surprise ya!...
• The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
  And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
• Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
• The Last Law: If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.