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• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada...
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -- National Lampoon, _Deteriorata_
• As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...