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Beer Doesn't Complain About Farting.
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Beer doesn't complain about farting.
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Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
What is there to complain about?
I wish to complain about this parrot.
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. -- _Breakfast_of_Champions_
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
You're about as funny as a beer fart in a space suit.