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Beergut? Nah, I Just Got Pregnant Before I Started Drinking.
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Beergut? Nah, I just got pregnant before I started drinking.
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Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni...
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I come from a small town whose population never changed.
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If I had met you earlier, I would have gotten rid of you long before now....