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  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
• Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• The Well. The town may be changed, But the well cannot be changed.
  It neither decreases nor increases. They come and go and draw from the well....
• I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of the Balmer Island Gazette.
  "The population of Balmer Island increases to 100,000 duing the summer months....
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....