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• Hard Drive: taking a long car ride with your mother-in-law.
• Your beer will always wait in the car while you play football.
• AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST. It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from office.
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
• Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
  Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?...
• Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
• Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
  Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone....
• Get on your bad motor scooter and ride.