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Your Beer Will Always Wait In The Car While You Play Football.
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Your beer will always wait in the car while you play football.
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Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
Attitudes adjusted, while you wait. -- L.A. Police Car Bumper Sticke
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from office.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
Balsa splintered while you wait.
Delays created while you wait.
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....