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• The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
  -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
• The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
  -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
• The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
  -- Major Major's fathe...
• Most of us would be glad to pay as we go, if we could only catch up on where we've been.
• God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb
• Original quip on the space telescope we all like so much.
  A few articles were posted in sci.astro.hubble but nobody could read them....
• We found on St. Paul's only two kinds of birds -- the booby and the noddy.
  .. Both are of a tame and stupid disposition, and are so unaccustomed to visitors, that I could have killed any number of them with my geological hammer....
• We both have WAY too much time on our hands.