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Be Ever Vigilant, Keep Your Bodies Clean And Pure, And You Will Have A Strength That Is Heaven-sent.
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Be ever vigilant, keep your bodies clean and pure, and you will have a
strength that is heaven-sent.
-- Gene Hansen, Miss. Committee
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Hansen's Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
The closest library doesn't have the material you need. -- Hansen's Library Axiom
If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
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This is your home away from home; keep it clean.
If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out.
To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it. Mother Teresa...
If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.
-- Austin O'Malley...
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