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Before I Got Married I Had Six Theories About Bringing Up Childre
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children;
now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
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Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children.
Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush...
Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
I was 18 about six years ago - I'm 28 now.
Custom does often reason overrule and only serves for reason to the fool.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...