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I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me.
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me
she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for thirty-six hours.
-- Rita Rudner
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudne...
My wife--God bless her--was in labor for thirty-two hours.
And I was faithful to her the entire time. -- Jonathan Katz...
My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
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As ... the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening, she suggested I might spend some time with you.
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If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
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!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who weren't even smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Monica Pipe...