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• USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.
  -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top...
• user, n: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.
  -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top" [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used when they meant "idiot....
• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, $#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty- sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrifically witty insul
  he kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties....
• What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty- sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrifically witty insul
  he kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties....
• Oh honey, this is just the beginning. Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top.
  -- John Water's Hairspray...