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• We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
  Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
• We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
  Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons"....
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on The Waltons....
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
  In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...