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Before You Beat The Dog, Learn His Master's Name.
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Before you beat the dog, learn his master's name.
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All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
If you have a dog, write it's name on it's forehead!!
Learn to obey before you command. -- Solo
There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley...
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley...
It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....