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• It is better to vote for someone you like and have them not elected than to vote for someone you dislike and have them elected.
• No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.
• Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly shouldn't care, but unknown to you we have something in common.
  We are both rather prone to mistakes. I was elected Student Government President by mistake, and you came to school here by mistake....
• You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
• When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry Truma
• If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.