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• No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• Managers have someone do it for them.
• Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. NATHAN
• Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.
  Workman: [whispering] The mike's on. Willy: I know it's on!...
• Before you have sex you have to be elected to a high government position. -- Zippy
• He is running for Congress ... Do you know why he will be elected?
  Because all the gun owners will vote for him. Why will they vote for him?...
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....