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• Isn't this a beautiful day! Just watch some bastard louse it up.
• You have to do something before you can do something for a change.
• The plural of louse is........lice.
• The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
• Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew but weren't sure.
  But if you're searching for something you don't already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death....
• Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day.
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• Do you want to see something swell? -- Pick up line