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  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible. -- Steve Rubenstei...
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  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
• Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.
  This is also the worst vegetable of next year. -- Steve Rubenstei...
• Worst Vegetable of the Year: Brussel sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
  -- Steve Rubenstei...
• If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
  If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it....