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• You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
  -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
• Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
• Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
  Have the shrimp cocktail instead. -- "Miss Piggy...