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• SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
  You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
• SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans.
  Smile. Check for concealed weapons. Your natural cheerfulness makes others want to throw up....
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but unfortunately you won't be one of them.
  Consider not getting out of bed today....
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
  If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent....