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• SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
  You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
• You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
• SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans.
  Smile. Check for concealed weapons. Your natural cheerfulness makes others want to throw up....
• SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 You are a very domineering and opinionated person.
  You do not care who you step on to get to the top....
• Never argue with a Scorpio--even if you win, you lose
• Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
  -- Homer Simpson You Only Move Twice...
• Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it's all because of _my_ motivational techniques.
  Like, donuts. And a possibility of more donuts to come....