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• The following appeared in a memorandum to faculty from the academic vice president of Waymarsh University.
  "So that we can better accomplish Waymarsh University's academic goals, we should adopt the job-opportunity (job-op) program offered at Plateau Technical College and strongly encourage all students at Waymarsh to participate in it....
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The following is a memo from the principal of Academia High School.
  "Academia High School should abolish its after-school performing-arts programs and replace them with computer-technology programs....
• The Mozart School of Music should obviously be the first choice of any music student aware of its reputation.
  First of all, the Mozart School stresses intensive practice and training, so that students typically begin their training at a very young age....
• On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
  There are lots of phrases. My favorite is `nitwit' -- and the rationale is the Internet philosophy has always been you have extremely bright, non-partisan researchers look at a topic, do world-class research, do several competing implementations, have a bake-off, determine what works best, write it down and make that the standard....
• The following article appeared in a recent issue of a college newspaper.
  "Among all students who graduated from Hooper University over the past five years, more physical science majors than social science majors found permanent jobs within a year of graduation....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• The entire work force of the Communist countries is sunjected to periodic purges (called verifications in Newspeak).
  One of the most severe took place in 1957 when Novotny, rattled by the Hungarian Revolution the year before, tried hard to weed out "radishes" (red outside, white inside) from all but insignificant positions....