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  Wide-eyed, the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no clothes!...
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• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
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• The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
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