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• Two men look out from the same bars: One sees the mud, and one sees the stars.
  -- Frederick Langbridge...
• Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars.
• Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
• Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
• A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical island were warned of the one danger the island held
  a poisonous snake that could be readily identified by its alternating orange and black bands....
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....