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• When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
  When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• The Tao of Programming: James Geoffrey Infobooks, 1987 ISBN 0-931137-07-1 This gentle, funny spoof of the "Tao Te Ching" contains much that is illuminating about the hacker way of thought.
  When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents, or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world....
• Let the programmers be many and the managers be few then all will be productive.
  -- Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Let the programmer be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
  A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....