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  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
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  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
  Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?
  I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday....
• My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
  He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....