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• Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
• Swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
• I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
  -- Dave Barry, The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
• I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
• I have come up with a surefire concept for a hit television show, which would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
• Learn that sharks aren't just there to be eaten. Some of them are getting the hang of this newfangled role-reversal stuff.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• As a boy he dreamed of being a ship's captain, but gave it up when someone explained to him what sharks were .
  .." -- Woody Alle...
• So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
  I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....