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A Fake Fortuneteller Can Be Tolerated. But An Authentic Soothsayer Should Be Shot On Sight.
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A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer
should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around
she deserved.
-- R.A. Heinlein
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A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight.
Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved....
Only in time of peace can the wastes of capitalism be tolerated. -- F. R. Sco
Husbands and wives who complain that they didn't get what they deserved, should be congratulating themselves!
Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.
File not found. Should I fake it? [Y/n].........
Intolerant people should be shot.