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• Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
• Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!
• Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...