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• DAISY CHAIN -- a group of people getting their head together.
• The principle whereby politicians screen out a candidate for a position on the basis that the candidate lacks moral principle and tone is about as rational as selecting members of the Mafia to review materials for presentation to a Sunday School class.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. --Russell Bake
• The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done in the grim hours between midnight and dawn.
  Hangmen and politicians work best when the human spirit is at its lowest ebb. -- Russell Bake...
• You are getting older if you remember going to the movie not because of the movie, but because in the summer the theater was air cooled, and it was the only place like this in the whole town.
• Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker (Baker's Law)
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....