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Don't Try To Make Children Grow Up To Be Like You, Or They May Do It. --Russell Bake
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
--Russell Baker
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I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....
People who have the power to make things happen don't do the things that people do, so they don't know what needs to happen.
-- Russell Bake...
May your children grow tall, strong, straight, and hardy like the weeds in the Garden of Eden.
Progress is what people who are planning to do something really terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.
-- Russell Bake...
Why do we expect our Presidents to control destiny when they cannot even control the House of Representatives?
-- Russell Bake...
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Window...
May you grow old disgracefully.
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. -- Russell Bake