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Be My Brother Or I'll Kill You.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy.
Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother....
Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)...
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...