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• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
• On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
  The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
  If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.
  If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
• There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• He went off in a huff. Make that a minute-and-a-huff. -- Groucho Marx
• SMILEY |:[' Groucho Marx