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• Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
• Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon.
  Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway....
• It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
  After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• A certain monk had a habit of pestering the Grand Tortue (the only one who had ever reached the Enlightenment 'Yond Enlightenment), by asking whether various objects had Buddha-nature or not.
  To such a question Tortue invariably sat silent....
• Homer: Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through this.
  [he and Marge sit down; some noises occur] Those are all normal noises....
• Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet...