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• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
  -- Sid Caesa...
• he guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along? -- Hear about...
• Hear about... the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along?
• TRANSVESTITE BUDDY -- a guy who will give you the skirt off his back.
• I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
• AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -- Ben Franklin, the moment he discovered electricity
• But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey.
  Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented....
• An independent is the guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.