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• I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
• Ben Franklin may have found electricity, but the guy who invented the meter is the guy who came off with the real gold out of this whole process.
• He was a wise man who invented God. -- Plato
• He was a wise man who invented God. PLATO
• Who invented dehydrated water?
• I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
  -- Lech Walesa...
• The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school probably has a grandchild that has to park that far away today.
• Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?
• I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
  I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....