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• It's nice to be nice to the nice. -- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
• Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?
• You'll have to be nice to me--I throw up easily.
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
• His faith, perhaps, in some nice tenets might Be wrong
  his life, I 'm sure, was in the right. -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- On the Death of Crashaw...
• I wanted to commit suicide with valium, but after three, I felt much better!