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• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive.
  It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive....
• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• You cannot use your friends and have them too.
• You can't eat your friends and have them too.
• Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts.
• Your friends need you.