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• Perhaps it is your head that is swimming.
• Mom's Law: When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
• When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
  -- Mom's Law...
• If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again. -- Milt Barbe
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Be nice to your friends; if it weren't for them, you would be a total stranger.
• Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
• May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....