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• A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg that looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Poetry, like chastity, can be carried too far. -- Mark Twai
• Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. -- Mark Twai
• When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was.
  By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years....
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai