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• A statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
  Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low....
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb.
  The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks....
• How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him airline tickets.
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
• Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but, uh, your last check bounced.
  Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Marge...