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• A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane
  ealized that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low....
• A man, who not being certain of an item he reads in the newspaper, buys 100 copies of the paper to reassure himself of its truth.
  -- "I Think Therefore I Laugh" by John Allen Paulo...
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• New release: Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
  Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be a one year wait to get an abortion....
• Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb.
  The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks....
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, -- explaining the $
  1000 in cash and two watches he was given -- by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange -- a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan....
• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...
• Key to Status: S=D/K. S is the status of a person in an organization, D is the number of doors he must open to perform his job and K is the number of keys he carries.
  A higher number denotes a higher status. Example...