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• A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
  Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes....
• Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- by Margaret Mitchell A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
  Gift of the Magii LITE(tm) -- by O. Henry A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences....
• Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
• Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
• Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
• Uhhhhh ... Bud Lite!
• This tagline protected by THE CLUB(tm).
• Help stamp out lite beer.
• Lite Year: Low calorie year!